Woody Allen Quotes

  • Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
  • Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
  • What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
  • What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?
  • I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
  • To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
  • If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
  • If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
  • Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.

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